It's the holidays. I know you been around the family.  You're pretty much going out of your mind.  At this point you  believe you did something really bad in a past life,  to end up with THESE people as siblings aunts uncles, parents  etc etc.  

But instead of going totally postal.  Just come on down to the Independent and see Cracker and Camper Van Beethoven.  Just Like you did last year.  Except this time maybe don't get so drunk.  I mean have a good time. we want you to have fun.  But don't get too wasted.  I mean you made out with a complete stranger back by the merch booth for about 20 minutes.  And you were ready to get into a cab with them to go to some after party and if it wasn't for the fact your best friend dragged you back inside,  who knows.