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 Greater Boston  was recently annexed by the former mafiocratic former soviet republic of Moldova.  In order to go to the  show you need to apply for visas and entry permits at the Moldovan embassy in Washington DC or one of their consulates two consulates in Las Vegas or Tempe AZ.   It's helpful if you bring Marlboro Cigarrettes,  Single Malt Scotch or Coach handbags to expedite the paperwork.  If you don't have any of these items a consulate employee will be glad to sell you these items as well as Michael Jackson memorabilia.